When I was in the 8th grade, we left the great state of Louisiana and moved to Indiana. I had lived in Louisiana all of my life and all of my friends and family were there. The move was scary, to say the least. It was 1995 and it was 8th grade. What a horrible time for a girl, right? I’ve never felt uglier and more awkward.
I am 5’8″ and I was 5’8″ in the 8th grade. I looked like a teacher with my bob haircut. I remember that on the first day of school I wore a red corduroy jumper with a white button up underneath with black tights and my black Dr. Martens Mary Janes. Those shoes were so cool back then, but I wear a size 10 shoe. Do you have any idea how clown-like the Dr. Marten Mary Jane looks in a size 10?
So not cute.
Anyway, there I was. A giant. Not exactly thin. And dressed like a teacher in clown shoes. Perfect. What was I thinking? I felt twice the size of all the boys– because they hadn’t hit their growth spurt yet.
I was put into a regular English class and by the fourth week of school the teacher approached me and told me that I had over 100% in her class and she would like to move me to her Honors English class, which also meant moving to Honors Social Studies. I was flattered, but a bit scared, too. I have been in that school for four weeks and had gotten a little start at making some acquaintances, and now I was going to have to switch classes again? It’s hard enough to make friends once in the 8th grade at a new school!
So I decided to go ahead and do it. I needed an academic challenge and was willing to give it a shot.
On the first day of my new classes, I had Honors Social Studies first. The only available seat was in the back of the room next to all of the boys. Perfect. They think I’m a student teacher.
Then I overheard two of them quizzing each other on Saved By the Bell trivia. Oh, I know this! I was answering the questions to myself and getting them all right. For at least four years, I had watched four episodes of SBTB after school every day. Two episodes on TBS and two episodes on WGN. Then an episode of 90210 on FX. I could quote the show backward and forward and answer any question.
- What was the name of the homeless girl in the Christmas episode?
- What was the name of the fictitious school that Jessie wanted to attend?
- What was Zack’s score on the SAT?
- What was the name of the club that the gang made fake IDs to get into?
You get the picture.

I joined the boys and asked them a question. Neither one of them knew the answer, so I told them. Then they started asking me questions and I got them all correct. For the rest of that semester I sat in the back with them and that’s how I got through it. I wouldn’t say that they became my “friends” but it helped me transition into having someone to talk to and then having a little bit more courage to make some real friends.
So Saved By the Bell broke the ice for me at my new school.
I was telling this story to Todd and he said, “You know, I have a similar story. I was at freshman orientation for college and overheard some SBTB trivia and chimed in, too. It gave me someone to talk to for a few minutes when I didn’t know anyone.”
So, Mom and Dad. All of those wasted hours while watching Saved by the Bell came in handy for me.
I can find any way to justify useless knowledge of pop culture!




















